Top Ten Things I Never Had to Say Until I Became Noah's Mama
1. "No, honey, Elmo can't go in the store. Monsters aren't allowed."
2. "Repeat after me, 'My shirt is not a napkin.'"
3. What? You made a "poo poo ball?"
{I'll spare you a picture here...}
4. "We can only splash in puddles if we're wearing our boots!"
5. "Get your fingers out of your nose."
6. "Stop bumping your head on purpose. Just because the five little monkeys bump their heads doesn't mean it's funny for you to do too."
7. "Putting salt in Bubba's bowl could have really hurt him. Then you wouldn't have a fishy anymore. Can you tell Bubba you're sorry?"
8. "See that 7? Mama gets to sleep until the clock says 7."
9. "Let's use our 'we're inside the restaurant' voice."
...and now my favorite...
10. Did you just put a booger in my hand?
He looks so innocent, doesn't he? I love this kid.
He is soooo proud of his crab shirt today. And he got lots of compliments on it when we went to storytime at the library this morning. It sure is cute, but he's even cuter!
What about you? What are the things you never thought you'd have to say?
Oh seriously? Nothing will ever (ever!) top did you just put a booger in my hand. Still laughing.
ReplyDeletethose made me smile. I remember those days with my Monkeys. The 'poo poo ball' had me rolling! glad there was not a pic though ;-)
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